THE CARD

Inside: Happy Father's Day
Size: 4" x 5.5"
Includes white envelope
Original, hand painted watercolor printed on high-quality, uncoated matte paper with smooth, easy to write on finish.

The TV Joke Father's Day Card is a wonderful, funny Father's Day card perfect for the tv (sleeper) watcher you know! This funny card reads "no one watches the TV with their eyes closed like you" on the front and on the inside is "Happy Father's Day." This dad joke would make a great Father's Day card from the kids or from you to your husband. While this does skew toward being a man card, that's not to say you can't give this to anyone who loves to snooze in front of the TV while claiming they're still watching!

Grab the birthday version here: www.etsy.com/listing/1082557949/tv-joke-birthday-card-birthday-greeting
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SHIPPING - PLEASE READ

1. Standard Shipping: arrives in 1-5 business days and does NOT include tracking! The number that Etsy assigns to the shipment is not a valid USPS tracking number and it usually will not work. Please understand that if you choose this shipping method I cannot track your order or help you find it if it is lost and I will not offer a refund. Only available for up to 4 greeting cards.

2. First Class with Tracking: arrives in 1-5 business days and includes tracking.

3. Priority Mail with Tracking: arrives in 1-3 business days and includes tracking.

FREE SHIPPING on orders $35 and up to US buyers!
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PACKAGING

Individual cards, multipacks and smaller orders are tucked in a recyclable, reusable cellophane sleeve then shipped in a 100% recycled kraft mailer that is naturally biodegradable. Larger orders are bound together with a recyclable strip of paper then packaged in a fully recyclable, reusable, moisture resistant padded envelope.
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GIFT WRAP

Save time and money and let me do the wrapping and shipping for you! When you purchase gift wrap at checkout, everything in your order will be neatly wrapped together in hand stamped leaf or paintbrush patterned kraft paper and bundled in natural twine before I handwrite your message on the leaf-shaped gift tag and pop it in the mail.
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SAVE MONEY

Buying multiple cards? Save big by creating your own variety pack listed at the top of my shop page → www.etsy.com/shop/CafeNotesandCompany

- 2 for $5.50
- 4 for $11.00
- 6 for $16.50

Or buy in bulk! Bulk orders are large orders that are eligible for a discount and they are not intended for resale. Hit the button that says "Message Sarah" to get bulk pricing and to place your order.
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THANK YOU for shopping small! You. Are. Awesome.
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