Discover our bestselling collection of machine embroidery designs. Funny kitchen sayings to embroider on aprons, pot holders, aprons, mats and more.
Embroider up some fun with this Funny and Rude Kitchen Machine Embroidery Designs Bundle! This bundle includes a collection of adult humor embroidery patterns, sarcastic embroidery sayings, and PES designs optimized for dish towels and other fabric items. Bring some extra sass to your kitchen with these bestseller designs!

❥ 𝐃𝐒𝐓, 𝐄𝐗𝐏, 𝐇𝐔𝐒, 𝐉𝐄𝐅, 𝐏𝐄𝐒, 𝐒𝐇𝐕, 𝐕𝐏𝟑, 𝐗𝐗𝐗 file formats ready to download.
Other formats and sizes are available on request. No extra charges!
Most of the designs have a second version with a knockdown, to use with fluffy fabrics. Mostly for the sizes 3x3, 4x4, 5x5

❥ 𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗙𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀
❥ 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 & 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝗨𝐬𝐞 𝗟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞

Blessed are those who wash my dishes sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Dinner choices take it or leave it sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Fresh sarcasm served daily sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Fresh snark served daily sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

I love you to the fridge and back sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

If i have to stir it it's homemade sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Kitchen [kitch'en] noun the place where we eat what mom cooks or we go to bed really hungry sizes:
4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
4x4, 5x5 and 6x6 - with knockdown

Kitchen rules: If you dirty it Clean it If you open it Close it If you spill it Wipe it If you cook it Share it sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Life is short, lick the spoon sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Made with love in other words I licked the spoon and kept using it sizes:
4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Many have eaten here few have died sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

My cooking is so awesome even the smoke alarm cheers me on sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

No b'tching' in my kitchen sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8

Take out is my favorite recipe sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

The dishes are looking at me dirty again sizes:
4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

The kitchen was clean yesterday sorry you missed it sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

This kitchen is for dancing sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

5 stars Would eat here again sizes:
3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8
3x3, 4x4, and 5x5 - with knockdown

Your opinion is not part of the recipe sizes:
2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, 7x7, 8x8


Our embroidery files come in an archived zip format. You can open the archive and access the embroidery files by simply double-clicking the zip file (like entering a folder).
For Mac users, double-clicking the zip file will automatically unzip the files.
If you are a PC user, double-clicking the zip file will open a new window which means you are inside the archive. If you want the files to be unzipped, you need to right-click and select the option "extract".

★ 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 ★
You can use it to create physical items for yourself, friends, family.
Sell the physical crafts you create using our designs as many times as you want!
All our work is designed and digitized by us, meaning this is our original work, copyright protected. You are not allowed to sell, license, sub-license, rent, lease, borrow any of our designs in any of its digital forms as this is copyright infringement.

Digitizers, please do not trace our work, this is designed by Kraftygraphy graphic designers, not traced from somewhere else and digitized. This means you are not allowed to trace/ digitize our designs as this is copyright infringement. You are free to inspire but not to copy our designs.

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
We verify all words for trademarks before we create any design. But keep in mind that new trademarks appear every day, so please double-check it with http://tmsearch.uspto.gov and https://www.google.com/
We are not responsible for any trademark infringement you might get as it is your responsibility to check if there is any registered trademark for the product category you intend to sell before you make the purchase.

Please do not alter the files as this might make it not work properly!
If you need a different size, just let us know! No extra costs!

Feel free to ask any questions you may have, before or after ordering.