These Funny Garden Markers are made from clear acrylic, and will make the perfect addition to your garden or house plants! Made to last, you can choose from 2 shapes and 10 sayings: #Thirsty, Thirsty Bitch, Feed Me Seymour, Please Don't Die, You Grow Girl, Kind of a Big Dill, I'm a Succa for You, I Will Survive, Grow Dammit, and I Wet My Plants. You can order these individually or you can order the entire set of 10. Each marker measures approximately 2 1/2" x 1 3/4" with a 2 1/3" stake.

Is your plant pun not listed? Choose 'Custom' from the drop down menu and type in what you'd like your marker to say in the Personalisation section. Please be aware that the more that is printed, the smaller the text will get.

Also check out our Vegetable and Fruit Garden Markers!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/782190640/laser-engraved-acrylic-vegetable-and?ref=shop_home_active_1

For markers with images check out our Vegetable Image Garden Markers!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/816848833/laser-engraved-acrylic-vegetable-image?ref=shop_home_active_1

For markers for your Flower Garden check out our new Floral Image Garden Markers!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/816281097/laser-engraved-floral-image-garden?ref=shop_home_active_1

And our Popular Herb Markers
https://www.etsy.com/listing/780162420/laser-engraved-acrylic-herb-garden?ref=shop_home_feat_1