Great gifts are impossible to find.... until now!

We get it! You just started dating and you have no idea what to get your boyfriend for Christmas. Maybe you've been married for years and ran out of gift ideas; or Bestie's birthday is coming up and she farted sooo hard in the car on that road trip.... Either way, we've got you covered! (Get it?)

The Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit is a hilarious gift box for the farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and is packed to the brim with other hilarious goodies!

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Every Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit Gift Box comes with:

- A BIG, Soft Fleece Throw Blanket
- Dutch Oven Fart Recipe Card
- Adult Diaper (Just in case)
- Pack of Shart Wipes
- Air Freshener
- Clothes Pin
- More Stickers!
- *Farts not included.*

*Our blankets do not make fart noises or trap farts in any special way. They're awesome blankets packaged with hilarious goodies that will make whoever is receiving them laugh their butt off!

Your Choice of 4 Great Blanket Colors for Men, Women, Teens and everyone in between!

Breakwind Blue
Cracked Rat (Gray)
Tactical Green
Fartapotamus (Hot Pink)

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- All of our fleece throw blankets are 100% Microfiber fleece, Machine Washable and Tumble Dryable (Just in case)!

- Orders are shipped in unmarked bags to keep your gift a surprise!

- People love us! Our shop and products have over 1000 5 Star Reviews!

- Over 10,000 Kits sold!

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A great gift idea for:

Birthdays
Housewarming
Anniversary
White Elephant Gifts
Wedding Gifts
Secret Santa Gifts
Wedding Gifts
Thank You Gifts
Yankee Swap
Christmas
Valentines Day

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FAQ:

1. Do your blankets have any special fart stopping or noise making properties?

- In a word, No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to someone's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'!

- They also DO NOT make fart noises. You provide the fart effects with your own butt.


2. Do you ship Internationally?

- Not right now. The shipping cost is sky high right now and there are also tariff & import fees. We would love to ship internationally, but right now it's just too expensive.

3. Do you offer Expedited Shipping options?

- Not right now. Unfortunately the shipping carriers can not guarantee delivery dates so we do not think it's fair to take payment for a service we can't deliver.


4. How Big Are Your Blankets?

-All of our blankets are 60" x 80", 100% microfiber fleece and machine washable. They're BIG and Super Soft!


5. Do your blankets make fart sounds or smells?

- No. All farts sounds and smells are provided by you…. Or the person you’re snuggling with!


6. Can I ship to multiple addresses in 1 order?

- No. If you need items shipped to multiple addresses, please place separate orders. Due to a high volume of orders, we are unable to split orders into multiple addresses.
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**SHIPPING CARRIERS ARE EXPERIENCING SIGNIFICANT DELAYS. ESPECIALLY TO THE EAST COAST, TEXAS AND SOUTHERN STATES. WE WILL SHIP WITHIN 1-2 BUSINESS DAYS BUT YOUR ORDER COULD TAKE LONGER THAN EXPECTED TO ARRIVE**