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Funny Valentine's Card, Horny Dinosaurs, Naughty Valentines Day Love Card Jurassic Park Palaeontology Rude Science Geek Love Paper Buzzfeed

Name: Funny Valentine's Card, Horny Dinosaurs, Naughty Valentines Day Love Card Jurassic Park Palaeontology Rude Science Geek Love Paper Buzzfeed
Brand: NewtonAndTheApple
SKU: 176711235
Price: 3.24 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (8039 reviews)

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Materials: Card, Red Card, White Card, Red Paper Envelope

Funny Valentine's card with two triceratops horny dinosaurs. Naughty valentines day card for a rude Jurassic Park fan. This card was featured by BuzzFeed and Huffington Post.

These two triceratops dinosaurs have a slightly awkward relationship - one keeps going on about being so horny while the other quite rightly points out that he's always horny.

We have lots more personalised and humourous Valentine's cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

MADE FROM: Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

Dimensions of the folded valentines card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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8,039 reviews

Such a cute card! Thank you :)

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Funny Valentine's Card, Horny Dinosaurs, Naughty Valentines Day Love Card Jurassic Park Palaeontology Rude Science Geek Love Paper Buzzfeed

hannah Jan 14, 2024

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The card came on time, was great quality and funny!

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Funny Valentine's Card, Horny Dinosaurs, Naughty Valentines Day Love Card Jurassic Park Palaeontology Rude Science Geek Love Paper Buzzfeed

Alice Mar 2, 2023

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Good quality and a great card!

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Funny Valentine's Card, Horny Dinosaurs, Naughty Valentines Day Love Card Jurassic Park Palaeontology Rude Science Geek Love Paper Buzzfeed

Melanie Tipple Mar 1, 2023

Great quality card and no bleeding on the red or any discolouration (I always get worried that such strong colours will end up with white bits where the ink has came off but absolutely none!!!) highly recommend

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Funny Valentine's Card, Horny Dinosaurs, Naughty Valentines Day Love Card Jurassic Park Palaeontology Rude Science Geek Love Paper Buzzfeed