Not anymore!

You see, office jobs weren't for me.

There were times on my commute where I would be willing a car to gently knock me down. Not enough to get really hurt, but enough that I would probably have to take the day off to go to A&E.

I’m Antony Armstrong, an internet entrepreneur. Ugh.

I’ve replaced signing birthday cards for people I don’t know with drawing funny boobs on the internet, getting the tube at 7am with selling dick mugs, and the smell of communal kitchen microwaved fish with making money being stupid online.

I just want to be silly and make people feel good for a living. Though I am a boob man, yes.

All of our products are printed to order. Our turnaround time is 1-2 working day for phone cases and socks, 3-5 working days for everything else but can often be much quicker. In the unlikely event of a delay, we’ll contact you with an update.

Depending on size, quantity and your choice of shipping method, orders are shipped by Royal Mail or DPD.

Yes, but only if you’ve upgraded your service to Recorded or Courier. When shipped to the UK, Royal Mail's Recorded service is only tracked on collection and delivery - if you want to track UK parcels in more detail you'll need to use the Courier option. Both Recorded and Courier offer detailed tracking for all orders shipped outside the UK.

This depends on the courier, but Royal Mail quote their First Class delivery service as taking 1 to 3 working days for UK deliveries, 3 to 5 working days for Europe and 7 to 10 for the rest of the world but they also advise that parcels can take up to 30 days to arrive.

The Courier option is a next working day service in the UK, 3-5 for Europe and 5-7 for the rest of the world.

Whilst rare, parcels can go missing in the post. We cannot issue replacement orders until 10 working days after dispatch for the UK and 28 days for EU & INT.

Damn right we do.

All of our items are printed to order so we don't accept returns. We can however send out a replacement item if the original is faulty or damaged in-transit. Just send us a photo of the fault and we'll get a new one sent out to you asap.