Meet Captain Miles High.
Whether it be the perfect gift for the man in your life or a way for you to spruce up those old boring dickpics this item is perfect for you. Captain Miles High comes with a shirt, hat, mustache.

===Sizing====

SMALL
3" Length
4" Girth

MEDIUM
4" Length
5" Girth

LARGE
5" Length
6" Girth

X-LARGE
6" Length
7" Girth

======General Info======
All of our outfits are made from a stretchy performance piqué material, so they stretch to conform to you.
All hats, wigs, and accessories are one size fits all. If you need a custom size not listed above please contact us and we'll make you a custom outfit.

====Processing Information=====
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received. Processing typically takes 1-3 days this does not include actual time in the mail, so it may take a couple days once it is shipped to get to you. If you need your order to be rushed, please select the expedited processing at the time of check out and your order will go to the top of our list.

=====Returns or Exchanges=====
Your happiness is our goal so if something is physically wrong with the item upon receiving it, we will be more than happy to replace it with proof. We do NOT offer exchanges, replacements or returns for any reason other than an sewing oops on our part in the creation of the item. Please message us in case of any grievance or complaint and we would be happy to resolve it for you. We will not accept exchanges 14 days after the item has been sold.

=====Custom Orders=====
Do you have a very specific piece in mind? Please don’t hesitate to contact us and we can discuss making you that custom piece so you look perfect for whatever event coming up in your life.

=====Get Social=====
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