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Sizing

S = 28" body length x 18" chest
M = 29" body length x 20" chest
L = 30" body length x 22" chest

XL = 31" body length x 24" chest 

2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest 

3XL = 33" body length x 28" chest 

4XL = 34" body length x 30" chest
5XL = 35" body length x 32" chest

Tees are preshrunk but allow for a slight shrinkage if you tumble dry. The colors displayed may vary due different computer or mobile display settings. Ink color on the tees can not be changed.

***Please note 4XL and 5XL Colors
If you choose a different color other then the ones listed below we will contact you and have to wait until you choose a different color.

4XL
Black
Cardinal Red
Chocolate
Gold
Maroon
Military Green
Red
Royal Blue

5XL
Black
Cardinal Red
Red
Royal Blue